BEFORE ANYONE ASKS:
No, I am not some kind of pedophile who cums on kids.
I just happened to have a large bucket of cum stored near my front door for later use, and it spilled on her. There's no reason for the FBI to get involved.
I just need to know how to get rid of it so I don't get in trouble. This is the second time this has happened and if she goes squealing to her parents the neighbors will form a mob in front of my house.
Again, not a pedophile, people just keep coming to my house and fucking with my cum bucket. It's their fault really, they should be glad I'm not suing.
You know what? I'm suing. I don't need this in my life.
But I still need to know how to get rid of this stuff.
Been there! I feel your pain.
The easier thing to do is just kill her. But I can see why you wouldn't want to (bodies are heavy, even with simple machine aiding you, the blood is icky, etc).
Next-best option is to just lick it off. Nothing else will work.
@pmya is a pro at licking cum off of five-year-olds, he can help you.