Maybe I should switch to wasps and larger fungi, but I don't want to put in the work unless I know for sure this time that I get to be their God.
I asked one of my fungi to do it for me, but it's just sitting there like a bitch. I even gave him some salt and oil, and nothing.
I don't want to interfere directly though. That would be wrong.
I asked one of my fungi to do it for me, but it's just sitting there like a bitch. I even gave him some salt and oil, and nothing.
I don't want to interfere directly though. That would be wrong.
Perhaps they are deaf. You will need to learn sign language in order to cancel out this possibility. If that is not the case, then you could be dealing with severely retarded fungi. In order to communicate effectively with autistic Formicidae, it would be advisable to seek the help of a KoREEEEEEan translator. @ohphukimintrouble is 100% fluent in the language, due to him needing to scream at his dad's Asian mail order bride to "make him some god damn fucking tendies". I would highly recommend his services, he was particularly helpful during an incident in which one of my more chromosome-laden earthworms was refusing to attend morning prayer recitals.
I need to go to bed, jesus fucking christ.
Perhaps they are deaf. You will need to learn sign language in order to cancel out this possibility. If that is not the case, then you could be dealing with severely retarded fungi. In order to communicate effectively with autistic Formicidae, it would be advisable to seek the help of a KoREEEEEEan translator. @ohphukimintrouble is 100% fluent in the language, due to him needing to scream at his dad's Asian mail order bride to "make him some god damn fucking tendies". I would highly recommend his services, he was particularly helpful during an incident in which one of my more chromosome-laden earthworms was refusing to attend morning prayer recitals.
I need to go to bed, jesus fucking christ.
I can confirm but my dad's Asian mail order is an asset not a liability.
I can confirm but my dad's Asian mail order is an asset not a liability.
Atheism has no place amongst fungi. Pour oil and salt on the non believers.