I use a 15 inch hunting knife to cut my toenails. AMA.

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

Not all of them, just the big ones. I use a can opener for the others.

I have pics if you need them.

Not all of them, just the big ones. I use a can opener for the others. I have pics if you need them.

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[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 2 points (+2|-0)

I have pics if you need them.

No thanks.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

How many drinks do you have before you start cutting? How many drinks do you have after to help stop the bleeding?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

5 shots of bourbon, then 12 more of Vodka.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

So 5 shots and 18 ounces of water

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

Post toes (in an envelope).