If you had to count, how many total times do you think you have masturbated in your entire life?

posted by jobes Sexiest human on Phuks on soapdoxbanhammer

I'm going to guess maybe 2500 times

8 comments

That's why you use unsigned int's for counters.

[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 1 points (+1|-0)

I actually came across this the other day playing an RPG game. Thought I was about to max out my stats and then I got reset to zero.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 4 points (+4|-0)

Only about three times, on accident. Never being even remotely turned on or aroused is my fetish.

[–] InnocentBystander 3 points (+3|-0)

If a person never stops, then it all counts as one, right?
Asking for a friend.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

If you never finish, then technically it still counts as zero

[–] PMYA 🎂 Today's my birthday 🎂 3 points (+3|-0)

I would guess about the same.

Which is slightly concerning considering our age gap.

[–] Dantalian 1 points (+1|-0)

3 or 4