Turns out that the EM radiation that Data emits was the only thing keeping Picard's gayness dormant!
[Turns out that the EM radiation that Data emits was the only thing keeping Picard's gayness dormant!](https://media.giphy.com/media/8eibDHMAnqP2o/giphy.gif)
[Seems Picard ran straight for his quarters to get an oldfashion handjob from Q!](https://media.giphy.com/media/m1jZJWalz9qIE/giphy.gif)
[Poor Picard had to do the walk of shame afterwards. The whole crew knew who he just did!](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vY1LZuhp9z8/U4qh9dn-9zI/AAAAAAAAESU/5Mf06b5ZYFs/s1600/picard+night+terrors+5.gif)
Tired of his bullshit Picard just flicked Data's "off" switch!