[Oh god, i think he might actually be infected by masturbatatius!!](https://media3.giphy.com/media/26BGpzKXLCgVZHdHa/giphy.gif)
[Somehow Data saw what Kirk was doing, and now he's picked up a bad behavior!](https://media.giphy.com/media/t1l0TGfDugsSY/giphy.gif)
[Tired of his bullshit Picard just flicked Data's "off" switch!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/XjJ8CZ5nzd0T6/giphy.gif)
The drinking has sent Kirk into a blood-fueled rage!