Ordered it 7 days ago with the free Amazon shipping and still haven't received it. Technically it might not ship until Tuesday, so guess I'm not upset. I just really want to wash my bum.
We'll see what comes off of there after 30+ years of neglect.
We'll see what comes off of there after 30+ years of neglect.
Sir, that's how you get cauliflower butt hole.
I always wipe with toilet paper made of eagle feather down and than spritz with a fine mist comprised of Angel tears.
Sir, that's how you get cauliflower butt hole.
I always wipe with toilet paper made of eagle feather down and than spritz with a fine mist comprised of Angel tears.
Sir, that's how you get cauliflower butt hole.
I wipe until I bleed enough 100% of the time, so I'm assuming that shooting water at the bum might help. No one else will see my bum, so I couldn't care less if it ends up looking like cauliflower.
>Sir, that's how you get cauliflower butt hole.
I wipe until I bleed enough 100% of the time, so I'm assuming that shooting water at the bum might help. No one else will see my bum, so I couldn't care less if it ends up looking like cauliflower.
I hope you're not waiting for its arrival before washing your bum.