First off, this fucker looks like the product of fetal alcohol syndrome. He's just overweight and misshapen with two lazy eyes.
He's a 34 year brony who rarely bathes and constantly dabs at work. To top it all off, hes incompetent and lazy.
I swear, if he was a guest speaker at one these anti-abortion rallies he could change the opinion of even the most die hard bible thumper.
The obnoxious body pose. Like, if you're walking by and you catch each others eye, he'll do it.