First off, this fucker looks like the product of fetal alcohol syndrome. He's just overweight and misshapen with two lazy eyes.
He's a 34 year brony who rarely bathes and constantly dabs at work. To top it all off, hes incompetent and lazy.
I swear, if he was a guest speaker at one these anti-abortion rallies he could change the opinion of even the most die hard bible thumper.
Dabs as in the body pose dabbing, or some other kind of dabbing?