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I know this will be extremely hard to hear but you simply must stop sending me pictures of your Khazar milkers. This has gone on far too long and I'm putting my foot down. I know, I know, Jobes has left you feeling neglected and unloved. But you will not be getting any such affection from this simple man. Please, take your unholy ways somewhere else and leave my inbox in peace. It is becoming overwhelmingly difficult for me to handle when I log on and there are hundreds of messages with nothing but boobs. A man can only take so much. I simply haven't the time. If this doesn't not stop within the next few days I'll have no choice but to pack up and leave for some place where I am not the dominant male. This will be exceedingly hard to find so if you'll do me a favor I won't have to go through that ordeal. Won't you settle for a little less in a man? There must be some other suitable candidate here to boob badger. I know none come close to what I have but it'll simply have to do. Now, if you'll excuse me I have sacrificed enough time beseeching you boobies

I know this will be extremely hard to hear but you simply must stop sending me pictures of your Khazar milkers. This has gone on far too long and I'm putting my foot down. I know, I know, Jobes has left you feeling neglected and unloved. But you will not be getting any such affection from this simple man. Please, take your unholy ways somewhere else and leave my inbox in peace. It is becoming overwhelmingly difficult for me to handle when I log on and there are hundreds of messages with nothing but boobs. A man can only take so much. I simply haven't the time. If this doesn't not stop within the next few days I'll have no choice but to pack up and leave for some place where I am not the dominant male. This will be exceedingly hard to find so if you'll do me a favor I won't have to go through that ordeal. Won't you settle for a little less in a man? There must be some other suitable candidate here to boob badger. I know none come close to what I have but it'll simply have to do. Now, if you'll excuse me I have sacrificed enough time beseeching you boobies

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