Pete Buttigieg to Quit Democratic Presidential Race

This is probably good because I think Pete is the only one that knows how to pronounce his last name.

my parents were big buttigieg lovers and they absolutely hate bernie. I guess they're going to get on team geriatric joe with the candidate who can't really remember where or when he is most of the time.

Promise?

There goes a great opportunity for jokes. I wonder who he'll get behind. Crazy Uncle Joe might like Pete's scent.

He got a new butt gig.