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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Is shipping free?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

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[–] Wikileaks 0 points (+0|-0)

WARNING

@Polsaker dipped into the Motts® millions and bought pgzyvxq for a reported $500,000.

It was issued as a non-fungible token which cannot be copied or redistributed.

Polsaker is now running another pump and dump scheme similar the rigging of the invite code market to maximise profits at the expense of users.

@Annelise is his new chief marketing officer since @mattvision has had to lay low after I exposed his blatant shilling of Motts® Clamato juice®.

This is just the latest in a string of outrages on this grubby, orange website.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

You should have taken the money, Wikileaks. Now you've nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. You've spilled your last beans.

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