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[–] ScorpioGlitch 3 points (+3|-0) 4 years ago

Can we have photos? I need to know that this isn't bootleg pgzyvxq.
[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0) 4 years ago

We supply certificates of authenticity.
[–] ScorpioGlitch 2 points (+2|-0) 4 years ago

How do we know you didn't just print one off?
[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0) 4 years ago

Well, of course we printed them! We're the only source for a genuine Certificate of Authenticity™. We copyrighted and registered Certificate of Authenticity™ and hold the exclusive rights.

We print 99.8723% of all Certificate of Authenticity™ inserts world-wide.
[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0) 4 years ago

Is shipping free?
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0) 4 years ago

Well, given the condition of day-old pgzyvxq, I'm afraid we are forced to charge for shipping, F.O.B., Port Vila, Vanuatu. Container ships depart daily for the US, Hong Kong, and Sydney.
[–] Wikileaks 0 points (+0|-0) 4 years ago

WARNING

@Polsaker dipped into the Motts® millions and bought pgzyvxq for a reported $500,000.

It was issued as a non-fungible token which cannot be copied or redistributed.

Polsaker is now running another pump and dump scheme similar the rigging of the invite code market to maximise profits at the expense of users.

@Annelise is his new chief marketing officer since @mattvision has had to lay low after I exposed his blatant shilling of Motts® Clamato juice®.

This is just the latest in a string of outrages on this grubby, orange website.
[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0) 4 years ago

You should have taken the money, Wikileaks. Now you've nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. You've spilled your last beans.
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