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Belgian motorist 'caught speeding' at 696kph in an Opel Astra (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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North Korea is going to chair the World Disarmament Conference (nypost.com)

posted by Dii_Casses

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Russia bans John McCain from entering the country (www.newsweek.com)

posted by Dii_Casses

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California to legalize eating roadkill, will begin issuing salvage permits (www.foxnews.com)

posted by pembo210

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The upside to inflation: rising wages (archive.is)

posted by Dii_Casses

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Saudi accused of threat to Khashoggi UN investigator is human rights chief (www.theguardian.com)

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Portuguese town encourages children to smoke at Epiphany (www.apnews.com)

posted by simone

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Big oil asks government to protect it from climate change (apnews.com)

posted by xyzzy

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Barn owl that caused a flap at a wedding is ‘sacked’ by the venue (www.telegraph.co.uk)

posted by PMYA

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China insists Genghis Khan exhibit not use words 'Genghis Khan' (www.theguardian.com)

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New head of Army cancels Balkans deployment after paratroopers orgy video (www.aol.com)

posted by jobes

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FedEx wants to put anti-missile lasers on some of its planes (www.msn.com)

posted by Dii_Casses

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Alabama man accused of feeding meth to his ‘attack squirrel’ (wreg.com)

posted by pembo210

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Lithuania bans using letter 'Z' in protest over Russia's war in Ukraine (www.reuters.com)

posted by xyzzy

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Hotel guest banned over unfortunate incident involving seagulls and pepperoni forgiven two decades later (www.telegraph.co.uk)

posted by PMYA

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Pornhub Announces 'Biometric Technology' to Verify Users (www.vice.com)

posted by xyzzy

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7ft "cultural monument" phallus sculpture disappears from German countryside (www.independent.co.uk)

posted by pembo210

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California offers $100 million to rescue its struggling legal marijuana industry (finance.yahoo.com)

posted by Dii_Casses

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Maga mob's Capitol invasion makes Trump's assault on democracy literal (www.theguardian.com)

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The Kentucky Transportation Cabinet has to pay more than $150,000 in legal fees for a man who won a lawsuit allowing him to put “IM GOD” on his license plate (apnews.com)

posted by pembo210

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Restaurant apologizes after encouraging customers to weigh themselves (www.upi.com)

posted by doggone

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U.S. Officials Repeatedly Urged China to Help Avert War in Ukraine (www.nytimes.com)

posted by doggone

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Latest Threat to China: Peppa Pig, Countercultural Cartoon Character (www.nytimes.com)

posted by PMYA

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Flat-Earthers Explain Why We Don't Fall Off the Edge of Our Planet, and It Involves Pac-Man (www.space.com)

posted by Owlchemy

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Firefighters slam YouTube prankster who 'cemented' a microwave oven to his head (www.foxnews.com)

posted by Owlchemy

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