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Trump ex-campaign boss Paul Manafort has to wear two ankle monitors and has a Russian flag thrown at him (www.dailymail.co.uk)

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Police: Man accused of hit-and-run arrested after parking in front of victim's home (www.ksl.com)

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California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws (reason.com)

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Portuguese town encourages children to smoke at Epiphany (www.apnews.com)

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Firefighters slam YouTube prankster who 'cemented' a microwave oven to his head (www.foxnews.com)

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This Doctor Says Consuming Weed "Rectally" Is Safer And More Potent Than Smoking It (realcoolnation.com)

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PornHub Erects Its First Physical Retail Store In New York City (www.zerohedge.com)

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Feminism can help treat anorexia, research shows (www.standard.co.uk)

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CNN is triggered by Trump's signature (kek.gg)

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Suspect asks for a lawyer, dawg; judge says he asked for a lawyer dog. (www.slate.com)

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Buzzfeed writer claims Harvey Weinstein is racist because he didn't rape enough black women (www.buzzfeed.com)

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Restaurant Caught Reselling Popeyes Chicken As Its Own (www.grubstreet.com)

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Schools are banning best friends (www.businessinsider.com)

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Mexican Immigrant Died After Cops Took Him to Taco Bell (www.thedailybeast.com)

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Say Goodbye To X+Y: Should Community Colleges Abolish Algebra? (www.npr.org)

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