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San Francisco "Poop Patrollers" Make $185,000 (www.zerohedge.com)

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Big oil asks government to protect it from climate change (apnews.com)

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Drunken and ‘unruly’ Tinkerbell and Bob the Builder removed from Ryanair flight by armed police (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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German man calls police because he was being chased by baby squirrel (www.independent.co.uk)

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'Bigfoot erotica' accusation plunges US congressional race into controversy (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Japan is facing a ninja shortage (www.businessinsider.com)

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Man with no penis admits sexually assaulting two women who thought they were having sex with him (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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State funded feminist porn could be future of German sex ed (www.rt.com)

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Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it (www.abc.net.au)

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Man says cockroach laid egg in his ear: 'I heard it die in my head' (www.foxnews.com)

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Church of England offers prayers read by Amazon's Alexa (www.bbc.co.uk)

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Barn owl that caused a flap at a wedding is ‘sacked’ by the venue (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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World of Warcraft attacker jailed in US (www.bbc.co.uk)

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Belgian motorist 'caught speeding' at 696kph in an Opel Astra (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Fifty live crocodiles seized at Heathrow Airport (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car (chicago.cbslocal.com)

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Flat-Earthers Explain Why We Don't Fall Off the Edge of Our Planet, and It Involves Pac-Man (www.space.com)

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Accused fake cop was freed to work at fake police department, officials say (chicago.suntimes.com)

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Latest Threat to China: Peppa Pig, Countercultural Cartoon Character (www.nytimes.com)

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Kenya Bans Film About 2 Girls in Love Because It’s ‘Too Hopeful’ (www.nytimes.com)

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Facebook CTO admits firm didn't read terms of Aleksandr Kogan's app (www.cnbc.com)

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Former Spanish presidency favourite resigns after CCTV captures her shoplifting face cream (www.independent.co.uk)

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Chris Christie portrait to cost taxpayers $85,000, more than past 3 N.J. governors combined (www.philly.com)

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Pride Parade Bans Drag Queens Over Fears They'll Offend Trans People (www.dailywire.com)

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Hotel guest banned over unfortunate incident involving seagulls and pepperoni forgiven two decades later (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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