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Thousands of pulsating ‘penis-fish’ exposed on California beach after storm washed them ashore

(www.thesun.co.uk)

posted by pembo210 on nottheonion

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[–] ScorpioGlitch 2 points (+2|-0)

But there's always the "penis jellyfish." And you know what the difference between jelly and jam is, right? You can't jelly a penis down someone's throat.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

But you can jam a jellyfish down someone's penis hole?

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Works best if that person enjoys eating cultivars of Brassica oleracea

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

so...works best for every sane person on the planet?

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