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Police are searching for three people accused of stealing $450,000 in colonscopes from the Lankenau Medical Center in Wynnewood

(www.nbcphiladelphia.com)

posted by pembo210 on nottheonion

6 comments

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

Martians ran out of anal probes maybe?

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

No, it was probably @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS on a bender

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

This is not a crime since I needed it to live

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

We believe you... honest.

:-)

[–] Justintoxicated 2 points (+2|-0)

Fuck, I thought they were home breathalyzer tests... I really should have washed the tube.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 2 points (+2|-0)

That was a crappy thing to do.