Australian birds have weaponized fire because what we really need now is something else to make us afraid

A whistling kite, wings spread, held a burning twig in its talons. It flew about 20 metres ahead of Eussen and dropped the ember into the brittle grass.

Arsonist birds? Kind of bad ass.

Everything in Australia wants to kill you. Fact.

I KNEW IT!

Those fucking BIRDS are going to take over and destroy us all! They've been plotting it for years and now they know how to use fire!

Soon they'll have metal work, gunpowder, industrial machinery, electricity, space travel...

WHY DOES NOBODY ELSE SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Then I guess it's up to me alone...