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[–] Justintoxicated 2 points (+2|-0)

Obsidian only ranks so low because it's a glass and not a naturally forming crystal, no bitch wants to name herself after some cheap ass glass...

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

"No ma womanz youz worf diamons, obsidian be da ass to mouf gur" - your mom