I've only been over here about a day, but phuks feels like the voat that I started browsing on in 2016. Yall are good folks.
If you had even bothered to read Mein Brocc then you'd clearly see that our culture is under attack by those withering, flaky, lesser cabbages. In the name of diversity they have situated themselves at the top of the center-of-store display, surrounded by the muddied veins of squash and brussel sprouts. Even carrots were allowed to be displayed as part of the group. Do I need to go further?
In every major grocery store for the past several hundred years, cauliflowers have been disproportionately represented in the displays. Native Broccolomites were too nice, too caring, and let the albinos in. Now look. Our children are exiting from Shipping University, packaged underneath the cauliflower. There are programs in place to ensure strong broccoli never sees the scanner, never gets the PLU rung up, and most certainly never gets to fulfill its purpose as a true nutritious alternative to lesser cabbages.
I can only show you the Cabbage Question. You have to ask it yourself...
If you had even bothered to read Mein Brocc then you'd clearly see that our culture is under attack by those withering, flaky, lesser cabbages. In the name of diversity they have situated themselves at the top of the center-of-store display, surrounded by the muddied veins of squash and brussel sprouts. Even *carrots* were allowed to be displayed as part of the group. Do I need to go further?
In every major grocery store for the past several hundred years, cauliflowers have been disproportionately represented in the displays. Native Broccolomites were too nice, too caring, and let the albinos in. Now look. Our children are exiting from Shipping University, packaged *underneath* the cauliflower. There are programs in place to ensure strong broccoli *never* sees the scanner, *never* gets the PLU rung up, and most certainly *never* gets to fulfill its purpose as a true nutritious alternative to lesser cabbages.
I can only show you the Cabbage Question. You have to ask it yourself...
But what if I like both broccoli and cabbage?
But what if I like both broccoli *and* cabbage?
Its called Miscabbination, and you should feel dirty and ashamed.
Its called Miscabbination, and you should feel dirty and ashamed.
I'm still torn on the CQ, greenpill me on that one, fam.