Phuks Buks - The Worthless Currency that Means Nothing

I was thinking we could create a site currency or "fun money" called Phuks Buks. Here's the bullet points: 1. You must purchase Phuks Buks with real money (like a donation) 2. Phuks Buks cannot be exchanged for anything and is absolutely worthless 3. The exchange rate of real money to Phuks Buks will be random (a random number generator will determine how many Phuks Buks you get regardless of donation size. Therefore eliminating any sort of link between money spent and Phuks Buks) 4. How will you receive Phuks Bux? I don't know a badge, or something, or nothing. Why? It's completely silly and pointless. The inspiration for Phuks Bux: https://youtu.be/dErRj6V8_xQ