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[–] jobes [OP] 5 points (+5|-0)

Soon you kiwis will need a butter knife license like the brits

[–] oddjob 3 points (+3|-0)

I thought the Brits banned butter knives and only allowed pointy sticks if they were below 6 inches and you had a license.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Plus you have to give them your first born as collateral just in case your butter knife ends up on the black market