It's legitimately my birthday today. My wife got me a cookie cake, which is superior to pedestrian cakes most people buy, so incidents like this are far less common.
Also I'm not a dumb-ass. That helps.
It's legitimately my birthday today. My wife got me a cookie cake, which is superior to pedestrian cakes most people buy, so incidents like this are far less common.
Also I'm not a dumb-ass. That helps.
It's legitimately my birthday today. My wife got me a cookie cake, which is superior to pedestrian cakes most people buy, so incidents like this are far less common.
Also I'm not a dumb-ass. That helps.