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[–] Justintoxicated 3 points (+3|-0)

Classic masterpieces from some of Europe’s top museums are recreated by porn stars who then come to life, which in the case of Venus of Urbino—a centerpiece of the Uffizi Gallery in Florence—means Venus will suddenly start masturbating and, in the depiction of Male Nude, Degas’ celebrated dick pic featured at the Met quickly evolves into a full blow job.

Gotta expose the teens to art somehow... Just as Looney Toons exposed generations to classical music, literature, and history.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Not many people are aware that Merry Melodies and all the rest of the cartoons were intended as filler material to amuse movie-going adults.

I believe that Merry Melodies is where I acquired my liking for classical music. But learning all the trivia and symbolism about that age is interesting, but not interesting enough to actually read textbooks about it. I only want the bullet points.

[–] CountHonorius 1 points (+1|-0)

There's only so much time in the world. The bullet points work just fine.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Especially for something that doesn't put food on the table.