February? Wouldn't that make your headline:
Florida man punches restaurant manager with chewing gum.
February?
Wouldn't that make your headline:
Florida man punches **restaurant manager** with chewing gum.
February? Wouldn't that make your headline:
Florida man punches restaurant manager with chewing gum.
Florida Man Fights Wendy's Employee with Alligator
Is everyone who's commented an April birthday too?
And where is the meth, this is Florida after all.