LOL My "worst" (or is that best?) was using a Visine bottle to drop liquid onto a sugar cube and soaking it with an unknown dosage amount. It was sopping wet and I ate it and then licked the residual moisture left on the plate.
I was various pieces of fruit that afternoon/evening. I knew I wasn't, but I thought it was funny. "I'm an orange, please don't peel me!"
Ah, those were the days. I could buy a Visine bottle full of liquid LSD for $80. That was enough to drip onto like 10 full sheets and still have some left over. We had some pretty happy days!
The seventies were kinda awesome.
I too have taken copious amounts of hallucinogenic drugs and aside from the demons that climbed out my living room wall, I never had a hallucination that realistic.
Man...
I have eaten ungodly amounts of acid and myriad other hallucinogenic drugs - including research chemicals that shouldn't be ingested by humans of any kind. Yet, not once has anything as awesome as that happened to me. At no time did I live in an alternate universe or envision anything dangerous.
In fact, I always knew that the hallucinations were just an accentuation of things that were really there and could usually deduce what those things really were. (Except for the goddamned buzzards. Seriously, fuck those things.)
I'd pay damned good money to trip as hard as that guy was!