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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

I was OK with it unless I had a candy bar. Suddenly I was in the 50% bracket.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I only take a small portion. If I get too greedy they might figure out a way to open the stuff on their own and then I will have to find a different way to tax them.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Extortion is the next step to exacting what you feel you deserve. Public embarrassment and internment were the salvos of threats I endured during middle school.