According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop on Hawaii is to make a human sacrifice into her fires. And according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.
Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
Irregardless.
This is a real word, according to my computer.