I'm not sure I could charge a bear, especially if I was...bear handed.
I'm not sure I could charge a bear, especially if I was...bear handed.
Then just tell him jokes like that.
It will cause pain and force him to flee.
:)
Then just tell him jokes like that.
It will cause pain and force him to flee.
:)
haaa!
Yes, use my repertoire of corny dad jokes to cringe the phukker to death!
haaa!
Yes, use my repertoire of corny dad jokes to *cringe* the phukker to death!
This isn't all joke.
Charging a bear will usually run it off. The bear knows he's bigger, faster, and stronger, but is intimidated by anything that doesn't fear a bear.
Just don't try that with a Polar bear or Kodiak. They enjoy a good fight.