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Turns out, Ive been putting expired milk in my coffee every morning.

Expired January 27th. My spouse decided to check today after realizing ive been sick in the morning.

There are worse things that could happen.

True story.

do you understand how tired you have to be to ignore pouring expired milk in your coffee. Every morning for over a week

Turns out, Ive been putting expired milk in my coffee every morning. Expired January 27th. My spouse decided to check today after realizing ive been sick in the morning. There are worse things that could happen. True story. *do you understand how tired you have to be to ignore pouring expired milk in your coffee. Every morning for over a week*

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[–] Violentlight 0 points (+0|-0)

This is why I drink my coffee black.

I mean... lactose intolerance had a part to play. But mostly my fear of expired milk.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Every morning, man.

My spouse would look at me all cheery like. 'Oh good morning! How do you feel today? :D'

Oi. Fuck off mate my tum hurts and i gotta shit.

I learned expiration dates are REAL. You'd think it wouldve been chunky or something.