Me: Thanks for that glass of milk earlier.
Sperm Bank Employee: What? What glass of milk?
Me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk.
Sperm Bank Employee: oh my god.
Me: bro.
Sperm Bank Employee: you drank my glass of milk!
Me: Thanks for that glass of milk earlier.
Sperm Bank Employee: What? What glass of milk?
Me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk.
Sperm Bank Employee: oh my god.
Me: bro.
Sperm Bank Employee: you drank my glass of milk!
Haha. Twist ending.