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This will not stand

This will not stand

20 comments

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

When half the net weight of your plant is a thick stalk that almost nobody eats, then you can hardly count the plant as a "food"

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I just made roasted broccoli with garlic, olive oil and salt and pepper. Whole think was tender and delicious.

Your move.

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

That's because flowers aren't food, they are for looking pretty or smoking, not being hideous green abominations.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Broccoli is undoubtably beautiful but also a wholesome and delicious food far superior to cabbage.

[–] OeeThaGreat 3 points (+3|-0)

Broccoli is a disgusting and foul little plant that is in all ways inferior to cabbage.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah sister! You tell big broccoli to bugger off!

[–] xyzzy 1 points (+1|-0)

/s/broccoli doesn't need to be listed. It's not some tiny sub that's easily forgotten. Everyone knows it exists and is the greatest sub ever.