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I take it you don't want to own a bowling alley.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I would like to own an older style alley without electronic scoring and lanes that aren't perfectly greased to make the game super easy, and it would have an arcade I the back.

But I would have to take out a huge insurance policy to protect against retard damage

You could put up a sign entrance saying that you will turn back retards.

inb4 sued