I take it you don't want to own a bowling alley.
I would like to own an older style alley without electronic scoring and lanes that aren't perfectly greased to make the game super easy, and it would have an arcade I the back.
But I would have to take out a huge insurance policy to protect against retard damage
You could put up a sign entrance saying that you will turn back retards.
inb4 sued
I honestly want to know why how that happened.
It's still funny and I laughed, but so did my husband, who is a much kinder person, than I. I 'd love to hear the rest of the story.