I (40M) own a hyper-realistic BBW sex doll. I named her Karra. She’s gorgeous and has a fat ass, I dress her nicely as an anime e-thot sometimes.
Today I got back from a stressful day at work and really needed to blow off some steam with Karra. I ripped her clothes off, bent her over the table and fucked her from behind aggressively. Things got really wild this time, I was punching her head and at one point I grabbed it by the hair and repeatedly slammed it against the table as I plowed her from behind. I was yelling at her how much of a dirty bitch she is.
Out of nowhere, I heard banging at my front door and voices shouting “POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!” They kicked my door in and a swat team came into my bedroom where I was buck naked with Karra bent over the table. I was fucking terrified. They had tactical gear, automatic weapons aimed at me and everything. I was surrounded by 8 police officers. They cuffed me and asked Karra if she was okay, then said “victim unresponsive, we need medical assistance here” to their pagers.
I fainted before I could explain she was a sex doll, but they figured it out promptly and dropped all the charges. Being the assholes that police officers are, they did not apologize and did not give back the items they seized during the search. My house was fucking trashed and they took all my cash and electronics.
Turns out I was so excited that I had forgotten to shut the window and close the blinds completely. My neighbor at the house behind my backyard was watching and reported me for assault and domestic abuse. I guess Karra looked real to her from that distance. I am so embarrassed, this was the most humiliating thing that’s ever happened to me.
The real victims are those poor people that walked in on an old dude fucking a fat sex doll.