My grandma(78F, dead) died of lung cancer last week and her funeral was today. My family is made up of christian fucks including my grandma. Obviously the funeral was at a church and centered around how she's with their imaginary sky daddy. After hearing so much christian shit, I(12M) snapped. I yelled out, at the top of my lungs, "ALL YOUR PUNY GODS ARE FAKE!!" And then ran up to my grandma's corpse (open casket) and took a Guinness world record fattest shit ever on her face. I was promptly kicked out of her funeral and out of the family, however I was still in her will as her "favorite little fat boy" and I got $10,000.00 anyway. This actually got my siblings and cousins into atheism, and they applauded me when they got home.
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