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I cannot see I cannot pee. I cannot chew I cannot screw. My memory shrinks my hearing stinks. No sense of smell I look like hell. My bodies drooping I got trouble pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My ASS.

I cannot see I cannot pee. I cannot chew I cannot screw. My memory shrinks my hearing stinks. No sense of smell I look like hell. My bodies drooping I got trouble pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My ASS.

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[–] Mattvision 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

lol yeah based on both sides of my family I don't have any optimism for living past 35. Both sides of my family have a history with every cardiovascular problem in the book, and even if I manage to avoid it by being a health chad, there's nothing I can do about Altzheimers.

The moral of the story is that humans are disgusting flesh monsters and we're not gonna get anywhere in the world without turning into robots.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

My dad's side of the family has a lot of heart problems. I had two cousins die of heart attacks in their 40s. I've only had a minor issue so far with mine that a little minimally invasive surgery fixed, but it is worrisome.

If you want, I'll make you my pet robot and take good care of you.