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I cannot see I cannot pee. I cannot chew I cannot screw. My memory shrinks my hearing stinks. No sense of smell I look like hell. My bodies drooping I got trouble pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My ASS.

I cannot see I cannot pee. I cannot chew I cannot screw. My memory shrinks my hearing stinks. No sense of smell I look like hell. My bodies drooping I got trouble pooping. The Golden Years Have Come At Last. The Golden Years Can Kiss My ASS.

12 comments

[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

ok boomer

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

As a boomer nearing 70 I can say this is not how I see things. Life is still good. The lazy bastards that don't exercise and eat poorly desrve what their body throws at them.

[–] jobes 1 points (+2|-1)

Exactly. My dad is mid 70s and he still exercises for an hour every day. He eats well and has been constantly active his entire life. He almost never gets sick and the only major issues he's had were not preventable

[–] leaderofnopack 0 points (+0|-0)

Read my comment eating well and exercises keeps you well is a load of crap.

[–] leaderofnopack 0 points (+0|-0)

Read my comment eating well and exercises keeps you well is a load of crap.

[–] leaderofnopack 1 points (+1|-0)

To all these people who think living a healthy life keeps you well, my brother and I always lived a healthy life and after retirement we walk every day. I'm doing okay but have poor vision,BPH but he has had bypass surgery, vision, BPH and takes a crap load of meds. So eating well and exercises keeps you well is a load of crap.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

Genetics can trump anything. I know a guy who eats well and exercises frequently, but he had a heart attack and quadruple bypass at 45. Some people are just unlucky, but for many people it makes a significant difference

[–] Mattvision 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

lol yeah based on both sides of my family I don't have any optimism for living past 35. Both sides of my family have a history with every cardiovascular problem in the book, and even if I manage to avoid it by being a health chad, there's nothing I can do about Altzheimers.

The moral of the story is that humans are disgusting flesh monsters and we're not gonna get anywhere in the world without turning into robots.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

My dad's side of the family has a lot of heart problems. I had two cousins die of heart attacks in their 40s. I've only had a minor issue so far with mine that a little minimally invasive surgery fixed, but it is worrisome.

If you want, I'll make you my pet robot and take good care of you.