Yo dudes, you guys think that people jerked off to cartoons back then several hundred years ago like we did? Like do you guys think Botticelli just started wanking off halfway into painting the Birth of Venus because I know they didn't have anime or Redtube back then so they had to rely on paintings to get their rocks off. There's a reason why Botticelli was never married, let's just say that he was too busy making strokes with his paint brush, if you catch my drift. Also the Greek and Roman gods were probably just waifus and husbandos that the ancient elite worshipped and jerked off to, while purchasing expensive statues of their divine waifus(much like today). The Illiad? the Odyssey? All fan fiction. Why else would Greek mythology be about groups of over-powered individuals fighting monsters every week and having sex all the time. All those bronze and marble statues were essentially giant versions of our modern anime figures. I bet those dirty Greeks just built temples full of naked statues just so they could beat off to them. I bet if those temples were still intact and use today, they'd reek of crusty old semen, probably why all the temples were white too, so the stains wouldn't be visible. Just imagine how stick the floors to the Pantheon were, with rolled up scraps of papyrus lying all over the ground. Those dirty fucks probably love all the castration, monster rape and cuckolding in their filthy myths, those sickos. I can just imagine Alexander the Great sucking on the tits of an Aphrodite statue while grinding his rock hard dick against the rock hard statue of Aphrodite and leaking precum all over that whore's stomach, running his hands all over that cold, silky smooth marble ass. Bunch of sick fucks were into shota too, bunch of degenerates. Think about it, it's not that far fetched a theory. Their Food's good though. Greeks and Romans loved to fuck and diddle themselves to myths (anime) till those filthy Christians came in with their religion (American cartoons) and fucked over everything. That's why the Dark Ages happened, some uptight nerd had to destroy Rome and it's "myths" (aka ancient anime), everybody became sexually frustrated, vikings wrecked all the shit, Rome fell and Europe started living in wooden shacks and shitting behind bushes. The only thing people could jerk off to were stuff from the bible, which had a lot of sex but no waifus at all. The idea of waifus in Greek and Roman mythology was what made it much more fap-worthy than Christianity.
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