Get in here, phukkers. You want to see the real green? I've been watching the market trends for the glorious floret, and while the world might be burning to shit our delicious nutritious Greater Brassica is paving the way for the new era.
Did you really put your money into precious metals? Cryptocurrency??
Think again, bucko. Sidewalker is here to let you in on the big scoop, the thick stalk so to speak. Liquidate your portfolios now before the October Surprise and accumulate true wealth:
https://www.producebluebook.com/2020/06/18/broccoli-market-sees-prices-double/
Broccoli prices are soaring as supplies tighten and consumer demand shows no signs of letting up.
There have been reports of lighter plantings in March in response to the pandemic, which could be reducing supplies, but weather in California has also been uncooperative so far in June.
So California is on fire, most of the fields are burned up reducing the supply? What do true believers do during the trials and tribulations???:
The data shows that despite the fact that broccoli is highly perishable, consumers have continued to buy the vegetable during the pandemic. From the beginning of April through the middle of June volume is 31 percent higher than the same period last year.
Checkmate, cabbagefags. You're done. You tried to use your wily coyote ways, but the Supreme Vegetable stands strong! Strong bullish vibes here, phukkers. Don't let the unruly ones get in your way of spiritual transcendence.
I'm all in.