After our defeat last year, we, the civilized race, decided to choose peace over more bloodshed and violence.
So hard, have we worked to honor the treaty drawn up by the savages.
So hard, have we worked to keep our people in line and swallow our own freedom for the greater sake of the world.
And yet, the savages have still returned to the attack.
They have violated their own treaty. They have terrorized our people and plundered our livelihoods. They have ruined the peace and brought nothing but subjugation to the world.
Well let me tell you, that a people can only be pushed so far before they push back! We can no longer tolerate the cabbage occupation of proud Broccoli soil! We will resist! We will follow the legacy of our exiled leader, Big Broccoli! We will restore the glory of our empire and push the savages back into their unholy lands!
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