Actually, they both descend from mustard. Know your Brassica brah.
Actually, they both descend from mustard. Know your Brassica brah.
Then cabbage is an inferior cousin.
Then cabbage is an inferior cousin.
Absolute truth, couldn't have said it better myself.
Absolute truth, couldn't have said it better myself.
Broccoli has chosen itself as the supreme descendant, fool.
Broccoli has *chosen* itself as the supreme descendant, fool.
Just because a ham planet decides to be beautiful and thin doesn't mean it is beautiful and thin.
Just because a ham planet decides to be beautiful and thin doesn't mean it is beautiful and thin.
Only because it copies broccoli. Cabbage is an inferior vegetable bereft of unique positive qualities.