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I don't know how much more proof you people need. Cabbage and its lesser derivatives are manufactured in PLASTIC FACTORIES in China! WAKE UP! Can you imagine what this thing is doing to our insides? I, for one, am so very thankful for this kind immigrant woman for taking the stand against degenerate cabbage and its unhealthy side effects. She is a brave soul, to put it out there on the internet for the entire world to see.

inb4 cabbageheads brigade and remove video

[–] doggone 3 points (+3|-0)

We should build houses out of cabbage, or spacecraft even. Endless possibilities.

You'll never see any good use coming out of cabbage, don't even fool yourself like that. Fucking pipe dreams, stop smoking the cauliflower oil.

[–] PMYA 2 points (+2|-0)

"look, no burn, it like plastic"

Because you just fucking burnt it lmao

[–] chmod 2 points (+2|-0)

OMG, it's the perfect food! Wife can burn the shit out of broccoli but I don't have to worry about that with that wonderful cabbage. Mmmm, mhhhhh!