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[–] Owlchemy 2 points (+2|-0)

We've educated the masses on the evils of the foul, filthy broccoli weed.

We've

Who exactly is "we"?

educated

pretty much more like indoctrinated

the

yea, that word is pretty much thrown out the window here

masses

you mean ignorant degenerates?

on

on what?

the

once again, thrown out

evils

I know only one true evil

of

I like this word

the

What have we talked about...

foul

Cabbages

filthy

Cabbages

broccoli

Beautiful

weed

Fllower

[–] Owlchemy 1 points (+1|-0)

As we all know ... neither cabbages or broccoli are healthy alternatives to meats and meat byproducts. Clearly the produce section of any grocery store is generally placed in the front of the store in an attempt to convince the unsuspecting consumer that veggies are legitimate foodstuffs. This, of course, is false and a known con. Those smart enough to maneuver past this sham find the wonders of the world beyond this unsavory greenery. Beef, bacon, pork, chicken, eggs, breads, and cheeses from around the world await those who pass by the evil produce section and explore the grocery's inner realms of real, healthy foods meant for mankind.