Brother mattvision has spoken true this morn.
The scales of mine eyes have been lifted, and I see da wey. Hear, hear! Denizens of the phuksnet! I proclaim on this day the bloodshed between true brothers has ceased! Lay down thy weapon if the end goal be the destruction of our family!
Cauliflower and Broccoli must unite if we are ever to face the demon in its fiery forms. The evils of our lesser selves must never transcend the pure green we hold in our hearts dear.
Pray this day, that we shall never again look upon the Caulifags as they have been in the past. For the reckoning is now, and cabbages will be doomed b'twixt the shibas' jowels.
Brother mattvision has spoken true this morn.
The scales of mine eyes have been lifted, and I see da wey. Hear, hear! Denizens of the phuksnet! I proclaim on this day the bloodshed between true brothers has ceased! Lay down thy weapon if the end goal be the destruction of our family!
Cauliflower and Broccoli must unite if we are ever to face the demon in its fiery forms. The evils of our lesser selves must never transcend the pure green we hold in our hearts dear.
Pray this day, that we shall never again look upon the Caulifags as they have been in the past. For the reckoning is now, and cabbages will be doomed b'twixt the shibas' jowels.
That's just green cauliflower. Broccoli is darker and the florets aren't that dense.
Now don't you see how pointless it is to discriminate against cauliflower? They might not be the almighty, but they are our brethren.
We come from the same plant, you know. Brassica Oleracea is where the pantheon of Broccoli, Cauliflower, Kale, Kohlrabi, brussels sprouts, and even the evil bud all came from.
The brussels sprouts were selected for the lateral leaf buds, and cabbages for the terminal leaf buds on the ends of them. They are different vegetables, yet, they embody the same parts of the original plant. They are both leaf buds, and therefore, they are both evil.
Kale came from the outer leaves, which collected energy from sunlight, and Kohlrabi came from the roots, which provided nutrients. They are neutral vegetables that embody life-giving to the whole of the plant, and have no place in the conflict.
Then there is Cauliflower, which is derived from the flower buds, and Broccoli, which derived from the flower buds and the stem of the entire plant, symbolizing our connection to our roots. Kohlrabi is the only other vegetable that kept its stem, due to its giving nature. Even Kale lost that over time.
But while Cauliflower does lack a stem, making it inferior to Broccoli, it still has the florets. And stem or no stem, it is the FLORETS that make Broccoli AND Cauliflower objectively good and just.
Just as cabbage and brussels sprouts are both the evil buds, Broccoli and Cauliflower are both the florets of justice.
We are in this together, and we cannot trample on our allies. Broccoli must stand with its flowery brothers, and together, we shall drive the evil bud into extinction!