I usually just bite right into the florets like an animal, but lately I've been thinking of dehydrating it and eating it almost like chips.
Stay Back! I've got Ranch Dressing and I'm not afraid to use it!
*Stay Back!* I've got Ranch Dressing and I'm not afraid to use it!
What, can't handle the raw experience of nature's greatest green? Does the taste of excellence cause you to grimace? Does the holy essence of the Supreme Stalk smite thee for the wretched devil you are!? Slatherings of melted queso are for those who are untrained, unknowing, and undeserving of the experience of raw broccoli. Pray your indigestion does not match the levels of disrespect you now hold among those held in high esteem in the broccoli community.