I usually just bite right into the florets like an animal, but lately I've been thinking of dehydrating it and eating it almost like chips.
What, can't handle the raw experience of nature's greatest green? Does the taste of excellence cause you to grimace? Does the holy essence of the Supreme Stalk smite thee for the wretched devil you are!? Slatherings of melted queso are for those who are untrained, unknowing, and undeserving of the experience of raw broccoli. Pray your indigestion does not match the levels of disrespect you now hold among those held in high esteem in the broccoli community.
What, can't handle the *raw* experience of nature's greatest green? Does the taste of excellence cause you to grimace? Does the holy essence of the Supreme Stalk smite thee for the wretched devil you are!? Slatherings of melted queso are for those who are untrained, unknowing, and undeserving of the experience of *raw* broccoli. Pray your indigestion does not match the levels of disrespect you now hold among those held in high esteem in the broccoli community.
Stay Back! I've got Ranch Dressing and I'm not afraid to use it!
*Stay Back!* I've got Ranch Dressing and I'm not afraid to use it!
Calm now, brother!
Yes, raw broccoli is superior to any other form of broccoli, but do not forget that all broccoli is still broccoli! He embraces the God vegetable for what it is, even if the pure essence is too intense for him.
Remember who the real enemy is. It is not a dipping sauce, it is not even our other weird flowery cousin. It's the evil bud. The green, savoy, and nappa SAVAGES!
Calm now, brother!
Yes, raw broccoli is superior to any other form of broccoli, but do not forget that all broccoli is still broccoli! He embraces the God vegetable for what it is, even if the pure essence is too intense for him.
Remember who the real enemy is. It is not a dipping sauce, it is not even our other weird flowery cousin. It's the evil bud. The green, savoy, and nappa SAVAGES!
With enough cheese to cover the grassy taste.