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The cabbage propagandists might have convinced you that cabbage is a vegetable that occurred in nature, just like all other plant life. This is simply patently false.

Look here- Cabbage really originated in England a few hundred years ago. It was a mutated form of head lettuce that caused a drop in IQ when ingested by humans. The British spread it to Ireland in order to attack their population, and it worked. But after the Irish embraced it, it then spread to the rest of the world, and all of humankind has been stupified by its effects.

So yes, cabbage is in fact NOT a real vegetable. It was a racist use of biological warfare that went out of control and set humanity back by a whole century.

Remember, the truth will set you free.

The cabbage propagandists might have convinced you that cabbage is a vegetable that occurred in nature, just like all other plant life. This is simply patently false. Look here- Cabbage really originated in England a few hundred years ago. It was a mutated form of head lettuce that caused a drop in IQ when ingested by humans. The British spread it to Ireland in order to attack their population, and it worked. But after the Irish embraced it, it then spread to the rest of the world, and all of humankind has been stupified by its effects. So yes, cabbage is in fact NOT a real vegetable. It was a racist use of biological warfare that went out of control and set humanity back by a whole century. Remember, the truth will set you free.

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[–] sidewalker_Principle CEO 3 points (+3|-0)

Ever heard of the red pill? Yea, I'm sure you have. I bet you didn't know that the red pill is a convoluted version of the green pill, which is the truth.

Why do you think the earth is green?

Why are ALL vegetables green?

Why is money green?

Why is weed green?

Why is your favorite color green?

Stop asking yourself these questions, and realize right now that green is the truth. And when you say the truth shall set you free, brother...I'll let you in on a little secret.

The world is run by the Cabbage Cabal. I've said too much. We have to refrain from further communication or risk the dreadnought.

Why are ALL vegetables green?

How very dare you! Carrots are orange! And proud of it!