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The cabbage propagandists might have convinced you that cabbage is a vegetable that occurred in nature, just like all other plant life. This is simply patently false.

Look here- Cabbage really originated in England a few hundred years ago. It was a mutated form of head lettuce that caused a drop in IQ when ingested by humans. The British spread it to Ireland in order to attack their population, and it worked. But after the Irish embraced it, it then spread to the rest of the world, and all of humankind has been stupified by its effects.

So yes, cabbage is in fact NOT a real vegetable. It was a racist use of biological warfare that went out of control and set humanity back by a whole century.

Remember, the truth will set you free.

The cabbage propagandists might have convinced you that cabbage is a vegetable that occurred in nature, just like all other plant life. This is simply patently false. Look here- Cabbage really originated in England a few hundred years ago. It was a mutated form of head lettuce that caused a drop in IQ when ingested by humans. The British spread it to Ireland in order to attack their population, and it worked. But after the Irish embraced it, it then spread to the rest of the world, and all of humankind has been stupified by its effects. So yes, cabbage is in fact NOT a real vegetable. It was a racist use of biological warfare that went out of control and set humanity back by a whole century. Remember, the truth will set you free.

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[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0)

It was a mutated form of head lettuce that caused a drop in IQ when ingested by humans.

Look here. Sauerkraut is made from cabbage, eaten en masse by Germans. Germany has not been lacking in high-IQ people at any point in recent history. What say you?

[–] [Deleted] OBEY 3 points (+3|-0)

Cabbage lost them 2 world wars. We'd all be speaking German now if it wasn't for the Sauerkraut.

[–] Mattvision [OP] UNPERSON 2 points (+2|-0)

Lies! Cabbagist propaganda!

All humanity used to have a higher IQ. It wasn't until cabbage was introduced that our IQ has decreased significantly worldwide. This includes the Germans.

From your perspective, it may seem that the German IQ has always been this low, but they used to have higher IQs like the rest of us. Cabbage destroyed that, took that away from us, and it will take generations to repair the damage that has been done.

[–] sidewalker_Principle CEO 3 points (+3|-0)

Ever heard of the red pill? Yea, I'm sure you have. I bet you didn't know that the red pill is a convoluted version of the green pill, which is the truth.

Why do you think the earth is green?

Why are ALL vegetables green?

Why is money green?

Why is weed green?

Why is your favorite color green?

Stop asking yourself these questions, and realize right now that green is the truth. And when you say the truth shall set you free, brother...I'll let you in on a little secret.

The world is run by the Cabbage Cabal. I've said too much. We have to refrain from further communication or risk the dreadnought.

Why are ALL vegetables green?

How very dare you! Carrots are orange! And proud of it!